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"This rocket that was involved in the incident on the launch pad this week..."

"The one where the front fell off?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point."

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[–] kittin@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dad I built a rocket. It’s filling with water.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF Rockets in Oz the rockets work upside down. They're just trying to compete with China in the deepest hole drilled, just in the most expensive and inefficient and most Evil way.

Project Vulcan

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

The top fell off because they're terrible engineers and this delayed the launch because they're cowards. The engines should still be on there unless that was too spicy for their Australian nerves.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Starts singing Waltzing Matilda in the most sarcastic tone I can

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The top fell off the rocket sounds like an Australian sex act.

Crikey! The top of our rocket fell off, I guess Rozzy Stinko-Flipper didn't put it on right after getting pissed at the barby last night.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Anglo engineering at its finest

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

Sand? In Australia? One a million chance!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, we need to wait a bit longer for Moon Koalas.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

illegal-to-say

Trevor would have loved moon koalas :(

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did it fall into a different environment? It sounds as if they need to design a new sort of rocket. Surely one where the top doesn't fall off.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Well cardboard's out. No carboard derivatives, no cellotape.

[–] BumbyJohnson@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Must of fell off because Australia is upside down or down under or whatever.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Deeply unserious people.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Hats off to the launch. kelly

[–] AnarchoNoAdjective@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Cricky mate the bloody rocket she's fallin' apaert!