Quicksilver googlr search shows 11700 sold so far
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.
Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?
Red car syndrome? Or maybe you live in a better off area? I don’t think you’re gonna see too many of these dumpsters in rural areas, so wealthier suburban/urban areas is where they’ll be. Even in my small town about 90 miles from a metro area there are at least two I see regularly. They really stand out.
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Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.
I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.
You are lucky. I see several every day.
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Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.
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Same. I see one everyday minimum. I saw two in one parking lot once. I have probably seen up to 5 in a day before.
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I saw three separate dumpsters while driving somewhere not too long ago. Within 20 minutes I saw 1/1000th of those jalopys. 0.1% seems like a small amount but I feel like it was too much.
I was in the Irvine area a while ago and the parking lot had not one, not two, but three cyber trucks. Each one was more of a surprise than the last.
I see them fairly often in Houston, but I've yet to see more than one at a time. Maybe all the dipshits around here went in on one together, and it's some kinda time-share situation.
It seems like some places allow renting them (IIRC, the one that was set on fire at a hotel (Vegas?) was one).
I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.
The other cars are mild steel shells on alloy subframes. They mild steel is easy to press into shape
Cybertruck is stainless steel, it is much harder than mild steel and doesn't bend easily, so they made it out of flat panels
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All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.
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Ive seen at least 4 or 5. Kinda wild there are that many suckers driving around
There’s an appalling number of local dipshits in Austin. I see a couple wankpanzers a day.
Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.
Ford Pinto
Pontiac Aztek
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Tesla Cybercuck
Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.
Nissan Murano convertible
Land Rover Evoque convertible
VW T-Roc convertible
No I'm not biased.
The Nissan Murano convertible will always be the ugliest vehicle to me.
The Pinto is a bit different as they were useful, reasonably priced, and fairly popular. If hadn't ended up with that combination of bumper and gas tank placement, the model name would probably still be going strong.
The Pinto also suffered some hellacious PR at the time. I was a child and still remember that hate.
The cube
I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride 😄 I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense
It's a hot tub on wheels
They're very hard to kill and you can jam the srt4 motor into them without crazy amounts of work.
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Aztek💀
With the QC of a Yugo.
Don’t forget the Chevy Avalanche.
I always thought that and a friend who’s a truck guy was like “no, they’re actually pretty great.”
The Avalanche wasn’t that bad. You could even get it with an 8.1 L V8.
I have seen 2 of those in the wild they were in mint shape. They were also in scrap yard. Turn out the 8.1l had a fuel economy of, how ever long is the fuel hose at the gas station? Those poor shleps that got suckered into those trucks.
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There is one in our area, but I only ever saw it parked and empty until recently. When I finally ran across it on pulling out of a parking lot, I got a look and the driver and he looks like a bootleg RFK Jr.
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