Asklemmy

I put a little salt on muffins. If I don’t I can only eat like one before I hit my muffin limit, but if I salt them I can eat like 5.

Sink pissing

Sometimes I'll swing by Starbucks before my hour long commute to work I feel guilty each time because all but one coffee shop in town closed down but we have like 7 Starbucks now, one literally across the street from the other

Dunking on libs all day every day sucker

Using all the toilet paper in each public restroom. It's a habit.

I have such a reputation that, if you live near me and use the ladies' restroom somewhere and all the toilet paper is gone when you take over the stall, local logic goes I was the one who last used it.

I love black licorice. Developed a taste for it as a kid because it was the only candy available at my grandparents house. Now if I’m hanging out with buddies and I don’t want them mooching off my snacks, I’ll bring black licorice. I’ve only met one other person that wanted some and I was happy to share haha

The comments suggest most people here have an incredibly low threshold for both guilt—and pleasure.

Mint ice cream and peanut butter.

I pick my nose.

I bet you do too, don't judge.

Or do: It doesn't really matter what you think of me because I'm not a telepath.

I use light mode on Discord, and just about everything really. I don't like the feeling of being in a gamer cave. I always have a bunch of lamps on, and light themes too.