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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Back on the old site on one of those text based subreddits there was a question posted:

Would you rather have free WiFi wherever you go, or any apple product you wish at any time.

My (then unrotted) brain was like: mmh WiFi everywhere is good, but apple cake, apple pie, apple sauce, apple spritz, apple cider, apple strudel, dried apples... Yeah I'm going with apple products

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Jobs paved the way for Musk. I hate that he's so often cited as a genius to look up to in the tech world

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's unfortunate because his leadership / sense of taste is what made Apple a powerhouse. Under Tim Apple, the software has languished. They're great at hardware and the software is far from great. What a shame.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Eh, I feel like Jobs was in charge when he could create new products.

Outside of a different Apple Watch launch, I don't see Jobs really having the ability to create new innovative products.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also bought his way up the organ donor list even after he took so long ignoring it, passing over a bunch of people who should have had claim to it and some who died instead, all just so he could die anyway because he took too long to get treatment. Failed so hard multiple people died.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Source on this? I read that Tim Apple offered a donation and Steve refused. I have not read that he had the surgery.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Being rich makes you so divorced from consequences that you start to believe that what is in your brain is what is real. Money isn't what we think it is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

These words resonate so hard with me that my head is ringing like a bell right now. “Money isn’t what we think it is.” ^5, you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Money is like radioactive material. Having a little bit in your house probably is fine but having a mountain of it will make you hole up in a Las Vegas hotel with tissue boxes for shoes

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's possible to be an asshole, selfish, insufferable, cruel, devient or do extraordinarily dumb shit while also being exceptionally intelligent and/or talented .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

But Jobs was only the first half. Woz was the intelligent one, he just wasn't a greedy narcissist who stole from his friends (that was also Jobs if that's not clear).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Dying elevates any career. It happens in sports all the time, a dead player is praised above better, still living players from their era. Senna and Prost come to mind

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only fanboys. The same kind that worship Musk or any other fellated-by-the-press CEO as some kind of hero. They softball any criticisms and turn them into positives - “He murdered a bunch of kids, but the creativity he got from the blood splatter and time spent in court-ordered community service got us this addictive device we’re all fawning over…let’s justify the ridiculous price and wait in line for one!” Something about objectively shitty people heading up organizations seems to attract sycophants and bootlickers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Only fanboys.

Oh I wish. It’s more like 2/3 of American society, and I’m sure plenty of others around the world. But if you wanted to cast a wide net and call them fanboys of the rich, I guess that’s fair.

If you are worth billions, and even moreso if you are a business leader and therefore “earned” those billions, then “worship” is the right word. They are not just good people, but the greatest among us who should be put in charge of everything. (Enter our new emperor)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Thought Apples would save him back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude sent his kids to a Waldorf school.

I mean, his kids doesn't actually learn how to write, their ass is covered, but I wonder how many followed the example of this idiot.

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