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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"The Girl Scouts have said the cookies meet FDA standards."

The next batch will be even better! Revised FDA standards! Cookie products may contain up to 69 metric tons of lead and or arsenic, but must be labeled "nice."