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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

..........I could kiss you!!!! I mean, I won't. You never gave consent to that......

Ok. Here's what I'll do.

takes a picture of your face, connects cell phone to printer, prints picture of your face, kisses picture

What? I used the fancy glossy print sheets. I know what I'm doing! It's not the first time I've had to kiss an inanimate object!

Yeah! You see that? I am a crazy person who has difficulty expressing themselves socially! Now.....do you have a gun? Don't worry, it's nothing crazy. I just happened to run into Adolph Hitler earlier, and I took his picture and printed it too. Now I just need a gun.

...............wait a second. If that really was Hitler walking around......why is it 2024???

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

Username checks out.